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Top 10 Free Flash Game Websites

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Online gaming, especially in the recent years has  become more and more popular. Here are my top 10 favorite flash game websites.

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10 Pictures Taken Just At the Right Angle

Hello,

I just thought you might find these 10 pictures interesting, I received them in an e-mail from a friend.

Enjoy.

Thanks for reading.

Note. I do not claim any legal ownership of the images above, I will be very happy to list the original source of these images.

Do you know of any odd, unsual or cool images? Drop us a comment!

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15 Funny Sports Quotes

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I recived this e-mail a couple of weeks ago and I thought it was so funny I share it with you guys.

1. Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m amphibious. – Charles Shackleford
To be fair? He can actually breathe underwater too.
 
2. Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win. – Doug Collins
Almost? What happens the other times?
 
3. I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. – Greg Norman
And all of his other parents he failed to mention.
 
4. Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen. – Jerry Coleman
He’s sick? I hope he can still pitch today.
 
5. The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. – Bob Varsha
Now thats impressive driving.
 
6. You can sum up this sport [boxing] in two words: You never know.?? – Lou Duva
Only two? OK, can’t argue with that.
 
7. When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, there’s no better feeling than to have that done. – Matt Stairs
Umm? what?
 
8. The NFL, like life, is full of idiots. -  Randy Cross
Truer words were never spoken.
 
8. He’s a guy who gets up at six o?clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. – Lou Deva again.
OK…?
 
10. You don’t like to see hookers going down on players like that. – Murry Mexted
I guess in context it makes sense?
 
11. I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. – Tug Mcgraw
After being asked if he preferred grass or Astroturf, the Tugger responded with this gem.

12. Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical. – Yogi Berra
And just because Yogi gave us so many, a bonus: If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
 
13. We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees. – Jason Kidd
So, you’re going to turn it all the way around and continue in the direction it was originally going? On second thought, maybe you should stay in college Jason.
 
14. He treats us like men, He lets us wear earrings. – Torrin Polk
That’s the most important thing a college football coach can offer his team. Earings.
 
15. Reporter: Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?
Shaquille O’Neill: I can?t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to.
At least you well represented the NBA while there, Shaq.

Do you know of any funny sports quotes, if so please drop us a comment below!

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6 Natural Wonders Of The World!

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This was just an interesting e-mail I got that I thought you may enjoy.

The classical natural wonders are huge and hard to miss – vast canyons, giant mountains and the like. Many of the most fantastic natural phenomena, however, are also least easy to spot. Some are incredibly rare while others are located in hard-to-reach parts of the planet. From moving rocks to mammatus clouds and red tides to fire rainbows, here are seven of the most spectacular phenomenal wonders of the natural world.

  1. Sailing Stones

    The mysterious moving stones of the packed-mud desert of Death Valley have been a center of scientific controversy for decades. Rocks weighing up to hundreds of pounds have been known to move up to hundreds of yards at a time. Some scientists have proposed that a combination of strong winds and surface ice account for these movements. However, this theory does not explain evidence of different rocks starting side by side and moving at different rates and in disparate directions. Moreover, the physics calculations do not fully support this theory as wind speeds of hundreds of miles per hour would be needed to move some of the stones.
  2. Columnar Basalt

    When a thick lava flow cools it contracts vertically but cracks perpendicular to its directional flow with remarkable geometric regularity – in most cases forming a regular grid of remarkable hexagonal extrusions that almost appear to be made by man. One of the most famous such examples is the Giant’s Causeway on the coast of Ireland (shown above) though the largest and most widely recognized would be Devil’s Tower in Wyoming . Basalt also forms different but equally fascinating ways when eruptions are exposed to air or water.
  3. Blue Holes

    Blue holes are giant and sudden drops in underwater elevation that get their name from the dark and foreboding blue tone they exhibit when viewed from above in relationship to surrounding waters. They can be hundreds of feet deep and while divers are able to explore some of them they are largely devoid of oxygen that would support sea life due to poor water circulation – leaving them eerily empty. Some blue holes, however, contain ancient fossil remains that have been discovered, preserved in their depths.
  4. Red Tides

    Red tides are also known as algal blooms – sudden influxes of massive amounts of colored single-cell algae that can convert entire areas of an ocean or beach into a blood red color. While some of these can be relatively harmless, others can be harbingers of deadly toxins that cause the deaths of fish, birds and marine mammals. In some cases, even humans have been harmed by red tides though no human exposure are known to have been fatal. While they can be fatal, the constituent phytoplankton in ride tides are not harmful in small numbers.
  5. Ice Circles

    While many see these apparently perfect ice circles as worthy of conspiracy theorizing, scientists generally accept that they are formed by eddies in the water that spin a sizable piece of ice in a circular motion. As a result of this rotation, other pieces of ice and flotsam wear relatively evenly at the edges of the ice until it slowly forms into an essentially ideal circle. Ice circles have been seen with diameters of over 500 feet and can also at times be found in clusters and groups at different sizes as shown above.
  6. Mammatus Clouds

    True to their ominous appearance, mammatus clouds are often harbingers of a coming storm or other extreme weather system. Typically composed primarily of ice, they can extend for hundreds of miles in each direction and individual formations can remain visibly static for ten to fifteen minutes at a time. While they may appear foreboding they are merely the messengers – appearing around, before or even after severe weather.
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Call of Duty 4 – Random More Than 128 Bones Error!

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I kind of got a random error message afte playing Call Of Duty 4 on Xbox 360 on Live. It was quite laggy for a bit and then during one game I got booted and message popped up saying: ” dobj for xmodel ‘body-mp-usmc-woodland-sniper has more than 128 bones (see console for details) ”.

I’ve contact Microsoft on this issue and hope to get to the bottom of this and if I find out how to fix it I’ll update this article.

I have no idea what it means or why I got it so if anyone has any idea on anything feel free to drop a comment or contact me.

Do you have this problem? Or do you know how to fix it? If so drop a comment!

Thanks,
Daniel Johnson! )

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Truly Random In Words

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I came across this website, it creates a “word cloud” for a certain piece of text. I created this image below using the site, it represents Trulyrandom.net!

To visit the site click this sentance or visit Wordle.net

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Two Cows

Hey!
I get many e-mails and a lot of them are pretty strange, but this I thought was just plain funny.

Enjoy.

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the
milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want
three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have forty two cows.
You count them again and learn you have two cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows.
None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your
country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

Do you have any funny, two cow jokes? Share them below!

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