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	<title>Comments on: Two Cows</title>
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		<title>By: Daniel H</title>
		<link>http://www.trulyrandom.net/2009/04/two-cows/comment-page-1/#comment-2145</link>
		<dc:creator>Daniel H</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know i always go on about Uncyclopedia but they have an entire sec tion on two cows: 
&lt;a href=&quot;http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You_have_two_cows/18&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You_have_two_c...&lt;/a&gt; 
They have political stuff and even progamming language humor. 
Some of the best ones include: 
 
Internet: 
You have 2 cows. They have 1 cup. 
or: 
British Democracy  
You have two cows. One of your cows has a small foot infection. The government orders you to burn both cows. All the cows in the surrounding area are also burned, roads and footpaths are closed and the media throws the country into a panic. You decide to protest about not being allowed to hunt foxes on public roadways.  
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know i always go on about Uncyclopedia but they have an entire sec tion on two cows:<br />
<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You_have_two_cows/18" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You_have_two_c.." rel="nofollow">http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You_have_two_c..</a>.<br />
They have political stuff and even progamming language humor.<br />
Some of the best ones include: </p>
<p>Internet:<br />
You have 2 cows. They have 1 cup.<br />
or:<br />
British Democracy<br />
You have two cows. One of your cows has a small foot infection. The government orders you to burn both cows. All the cows in the surrounding area are also burned, roads and footpaths are closed and the media throws the country into a panic. You decide to protest about not being allowed to hunt foxes on public roadways.</p>
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		<title>By: Lauren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 18:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lmao, this turned out to be very funny, probably because it&#039;s all TRUE.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lmao, this turned out to be very funny, probably because it&#8217;s all TRUE.</p>
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