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Murphy’s law

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong – Murphy

A more detailed version of the saying phrase goes: “Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way”. Murphy’s law is also referred to as ‘Sod’s Law’. A few more laws of Murphy are:

  • Things get worse under pressure.
  • The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  • A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
  • The greater the value of the floor, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
  • Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
  • The other line always moves faster.
  • Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
  • No good deed goes unpunished.
  • Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet.
  • If you apply Murphy’s Law, it will no longer be applicable.
  • You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.

Sources:

- Murphy’s Laws
- Wikipedia

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I’m Popular (Finally!)

My work, style and effort has finally been recognized and I now appear on the cover of the following magazines: Life and Hot (s’cuse me, editor from Forbes is on the line…)

Hot MagazineLife Magazine

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10 Free Great Websites That Allow You To Watch TV On Your Computer!

Hello,

When I get bored I watch TV and I can watch whatever’s on or I could watch the new emerging wave of video streaming websites that are available. This enable us not only to watch the same old stuff but also new, original and unique with programmes with enough potential to rival commercial TV.

So here they are:

  1.   Veoh: Veoh features millions of videos including , movies, indie productions, and viral videos. Upload & share your own videos free.
  2. http://blip.tv/skin/mercury/images/logo.gif Blip:blip.tv is the world’s leading videoblogging and podcasting service.  PC World says we are ‘online video done right,’ and Tech Crunch calls us ‘a great platform for videobloggers’.
  3.   AOL Video: Get millions of video from AOL , AOL partners and third party videos.
  4. The Live Video LogoLiveVideo: is a video platform that allows you to host videos for free, broadcast your videos, watch funny and sexy videos.
  5.  USTREAM: Broadcast video LIVE to the world from a computer, mobile or iPhone in minutes, or watch thousands of shows from News to Entertainment to celebrities, 24/7.
  6.  Metacafe: One of the world’s largest video sites, serving the best videos, funniest movies and clips.
  7.   Bolt: Bolt is the web site to upload your videos, host photos, and watch videos. Browse profiles, share media, express yourself and meet new friends. It’s free!
  8.  Stickam: is the largest live streaming social network.  Whether you are known by 15 people or 150,000  Stickam.com is where you will find your friends and fans.  See and be seen at Stickam.com, The Live Community.
  9.   Revver: The first viral video sharing network with original user generated content videos including animals, autos, animation, celebrities, comedy, games, sports, and more.
  10.  Vimeo: People connecting through video.  Making video has never been easier.  Now there is a home for the videos you make.  Come on in.Bonus!
  11. YouTube - Broadcast Yourself: Share your videos with friends, family, and the world.*

Do you know any other good, free and legeals ways to watch television on your computer? If so please tell us below!

Thanks,
Daniel Johnson
* I put YouTube as an extra because I thought I would like some other websites.

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World War Three?

Hi,

Are we living world war three?

The reason I say this is because so many countries are fighting everywhere and many countries are fighting other countries battles all over the world. Also if you have been watching the news over the past few years, you might have noticed that slowly many mini-wars have been going on. If the violence in the Middle East continues bubbling, it may start boiling. Who knows, England, America and many other countries fighting all these wars all over the places and the nuclear programmes developing…? <insert dramatic music here>

What is going to happen (your answers on a postcard to: The White House, USA)?

Thanks for Reading, Dan! :)

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My Sisters spaceship design

Hi,

To all of you who have a younger sister (around 5 years old) you probably know she does some cute and funny (and sometimes annoying) things, but this is one of the weirdest things my sister has done.

The other day, just after tying her dolly to the car, she instantaneously decided to build a spaceship and incredibly the whole ship can be made out of only the following (someone should tell NASA);

1. Three Shirts (long sleeve)

2. Piece of string

3. Tin Foil

Apparently it has (in this order) 1. the Handlebar 2. the Front Engine 3. the Back Engine 4. A Sign telling the animals (whatever they are doing on there) ‘do not make too much noise’.  I asked her why it doesn’t have anything else, no accomodation area or anything and she said the spaceship was only for short journeys and so didn’t need beds or toilets. I wonder where she is getting the funding from…

Thanks for Reading, Dan! :)

PS. Patent Pending!

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